![]() They give 'em funny names though Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names Abbott: Well, let's see, on the team we have uh Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third… Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes Costello: You know the guys' names? Abbott: I sure do Costello: Then tell me the guys' names Abbott: I say, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third and then you… Costello: You the manager? Abbott: Yes Costello: You know the guys' names? Abbott: I'm telling you their names! Costello: Well who's on first? Abbott: Yeah Costello: Go ahead and tell me Abbott: Who Costello: The guy on first Abbott: Who Costello: The guy playin' first base Abbott: Who Costello: The guy on first Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: What are you askin' me for? I'm askin' you! Abbott: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you Costello: You ain't tellin' me nothin'. Lou? Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today? Abbott: Certainly Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game! Abbott: Well it should be Costello: Hey, Abbott… Abbott: What? Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team Abbott: Why not? Costello: So, you the manager? Abbott: I'm the manager! Costello: Well, you know, I'd like to know some of the guys' names on the team so when I meet 'em on the street or in the ballpark I'll be able to say, "Hello" to those people Abbott: Why sure I'll introduce you to the boys. ![]() For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.Īfter a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.Abbott: How do you…how do you like my lawn club for St. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.Ī defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.ġ. To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor. "Ya dude, she says that only her moms gonna be home, so we gotta stay on shortstop." It is best NOT to do this public, unless its lonely there. Hands on the ass, or up the others shirt, but not touching any thing (on purpose) Shortstop is the area inbetween right before 2nd base, that includes (but is not limited to): In collaboration with the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st base, and Homerun terms for interaction with a partner. See buster, hater, player hater, shorty, shutdown 4. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.ĭont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed. ![]() A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.Ģ. Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex. In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor. I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head.
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